So amidst all the BS around my newly found friend MR. C I've also discovered that he's somewhat helpful too...C is for cancer and it just might give some super powers, especially if you're on Persian Standard Time (PST)...
A few nights ago I was waiting for a fax from DR B. and of course our home fax machine has no inc...so on day 3 - probably one of the worst hangover days after my last happy hour my mom and I decide to go to Staples around 8pm to buy a new inc cartridge.
Well true to our dedication to PST we left our place around 8:45 and of course got to Staples 10 minutes after they close...Luckily there were still workers inside to we tried our luck and as I was in no mood to speed walk to the door I took my time to get to the store from our car and while in my Chimo fog (not MM induced this time) came up to my mom trying to explain to some 17 yr old zit-faced kid that we needed to come in and buy something that would take only 5 minutes...this kid wasn't having it so what to do...what to do?!?!? Cancer to the rescue...
There was only one thing to do after I finally made the 20 yard walk from the car to the door at my old man pace (snails beware I'm going at your pace)...
I firmly placed myself in front of Staples boy and pulled down my shirt to show my newly inserted chest-icle (yup Lance lost one I gained one...on my CHEST!) and with my newly found super C powers simply murmured the words "Hi I have cancer - and we need to come in and buy some inc"...HAH! it worked the kid was so impressed by the size of my chest-icle that the even brought out the red carpet and helped us try to find the inc.
So this bring up some good questions, as in how often should I use my super C powers?...Can I skip the airport security line or get chest-icle discount at the movie theaters?...and most importantly can I stop bullets with my chest-icle?
For now I'm willing to try and answer all the above questions, minus the last one.
PS - Bilirubin's down to 3.8 today - still twice the limit but I love you Bilirubin...ciao!
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I love the way you write...you could make a fortune with your talent in a field related to writing. You are in our prayers and thoughts.
ReplyDeleteI love your attitude and your BR too :). Did you have a good workout today?
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Gorgeous, of course you can use the C card. Mr. C is a temporary guest and it's rude to leave him behind closed doors at times! ;D Soon you will have to go back to "darn, the shop was closed, I missed out on ink"!!
ReplyDeleteLove your positive mind and imagination.
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Your positive attitude is giving me lots of hope in life:)))))
ReplyDeleteyou continue to make me laugh... i have always know you have super powers... especially over the opposite sex - Jason E.
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